Smug Mug: Success is my only option

$65.00

Success is my only option, because I like expensive shit!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for the woman with expensive taste, ambitious plans and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise.

Hand-carved with “Success is my only option, because I like expensive shit!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it brings a little ambition, a little audacity and just enough financial irresponsibility to your morning coffee.

Why it’s a must-have

Because apparently “I would like nice things” is not considered a sufficiently detailed business strategy.

For the woman building the business, chasing the dream, working the plan and mentally spending money she hasn't made yet.

It is not about needing a bigger house or a fancier car. Sometimes success simply means being able to buy the ridiculously beautiful thing without checking the bank account first.

Dream big. Work hard. Develop excellent taste.

Features

  • Approx. 400ml

  • Approx. 7.5cm (H) × 10.0cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • Generous enough for the coffee required to fund your ambitions

  • An excellent gift for the unapologetically ambitious

  • A daily reminder to back yourself and your big plans

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than corporate crockery

  • Because apparently the expensive thing isn't going to buy itself

Success is my only option, because I like expensive shit!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for the woman with expensive taste, ambitious plans and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise.

Hand-carved with “Success is my only option, because I like expensive shit!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it brings a little ambition, a little audacity and just enough financial irresponsibility to your morning coffee.

Why it’s a must-have

Because apparently “I would like nice things” is not considered a sufficiently detailed business strategy.

For the woman building the business, chasing the dream, working the plan and mentally spending money she hasn't made yet.

It is not about needing a bigger house or a fancier car. Sometimes success simply means being able to buy the ridiculously beautiful thing without checking the bank account first.

Dream big. Work hard. Develop excellent taste.

Features

  • Approx. 400ml

  • Approx. 7.5cm (H) × 10.0cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • Generous enough for the coffee required to fund your ambitions

  • An excellent gift for the unapologetically ambitious

  • A daily reminder to back yourself and your big plans

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than corporate crockery

  • Because apparently the expensive thing isn't going to buy itself