Smug Mug: Evil now

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Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has decided that, following recent developments, being the bigger person is simply no longer available.

Hand-carved with “Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is part morning caffeine, part public service announcement.

Why it’s a must-have

Because sometimes you don't become a villain. You just run out of patience.

Perhaps someone tested you. Perhaps the group chat has been particularly trying. Perhaps you've spent years being reasonable and have finally decided that this character development arc looks much more fun.

For anyone who has reached the point where “I'll take the high road” has been replaced with “Actually, I have considered the alternatives.”

Are you evil? Probably not. Are you taking a brief sabbatical from being nice? Absolutely.

Features

  • Approx. 350ml

  • Approx. 8.0cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • Excellent vessel for coffee, tea and minor villainy

  • A hilarious gift for someone who has officially had enough

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery

  • A daily reminder that boundaries can occasionally look suspiciously like evil

  • Perfect for sipping caffeine while reconsidering your commitment to being the bigger person

Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has decided that, following recent developments, being the bigger person is simply no longer available.

Hand-carved with “Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is part morning caffeine, part public service announcement.

Why it’s a must-have

Because sometimes you don't become a villain. You just run out of patience.

Perhaps someone tested you. Perhaps the group chat has been particularly trying. Perhaps you've spent years being reasonable and have finally decided that this character development arc looks much more fun.

For anyone who has reached the point where “I'll take the high road” has been replaced with “Actually, I have considered the alternatives.”

Are you evil? Probably not. Are you taking a brief sabbatical from being nice? Absolutely.

Features

  • Approx. 350ml

  • Approx. 8.0cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • Excellent vessel for coffee, tea and minor villainy

  • A hilarious gift for someone who has officially had enough

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery

  • A daily reminder that boundaries can occasionally look suspiciously like evil

  • Perfect for sipping caffeine while reconsidering your commitment to being the bigger person