Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.
A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has reached the point in life where a little divine intervention would be extremely helpful, actually.
Hand-carved with “Dear Fairy Godmother, what the fuckity fuck?”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is part caffeine delivery system, part emergency correspondence to the universe.
Because sometimes you don't need advice. You don't need a five-step plan, a positive affirmation or someone telling you that everything happens for a reason. You need your Fairy Godmother to appear, take one look at the situation and say, “Oh. Fuckity fuck.”
For the person navigating plot twists, questionable decisions, unexpected bills, baffling behaviour, and the general nonsense of being alive. Pour the coffee. Take a breath. Perhaps your magical assistance is simply running late.
Approx. 370ml
Approx. 8.5cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)
Hand-carved phrase
Signature raw clay text panel
Hand-glazed ceramic body
Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW
Individually finished and sanded on the base
An excellent vessel for coffee, tea and existential disbelief
A very relatable gift for someone currently dealing with a lot
Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery
A daily reminder that sometimes swearing is a perfectly reasonable response to the plot
An excellent conversation starter, particularly if someone has the audacity to ask what happened
Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.
A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has reached the point in life where a little divine intervention would be extremely helpful, actually.
Hand-carved with “Dear Fairy Godmother, what the fuckity fuck?”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is part caffeine delivery system, part emergency correspondence to the universe.
Because sometimes you don't need advice. You don't need a five-step plan, a positive affirmation or someone telling you that everything happens for a reason. You need your Fairy Godmother to appear, take one look at the situation and say, “Oh. Fuckity fuck.”
For the person navigating plot twists, questionable decisions, unexpected bills, baffling behaviour, and the general nonsense of being alive. Pour the coffee. Take a breath. Perhaps your magical assistance is simply running late.
Approx. 370ml
Approx. 8.5cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)
Hand-carved phrase
Signature raw clay text panel
Hand-glazed ceramic body
Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW
Individually finished and sanded on the base
An excellent vessel for coffee, tea and existential disbelief
A very relatable gift for someone currently dealing with a lot
Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery
A daily reminder that sometimes swearing is a perfectly reasonable response to the plot
An excellent conversation starter, particularly if someone has the audacity to ask what happened
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