Smug Mug: Coffee after

$65.00

Anyone want to meet up & just scream? Coffee after!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has ever looked at their calendar, their inbox, the news, the group chat or just the general state of things and thought, Yep. I need to scream.

Hand-carved with “Anyone want to meet up & just scream? Coffee after!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is an invitation to skip the small talk, release some feelings and then do what sensible adults do: get coffee.

Why it’s a must-have

Because sometimes you don't need a solution. You don't need a productivity hack, a motivational podcast or someone asking what you're going to do about it.

Sometimes you need a friend who understands completely. Someone willing to meet you somewhere, scream into the void for approximately thirty seconds and then sit down with a coffee like two perfectly respectable members of society.

No fixing. No judgement. No pretending everything is fine. Just scream. Then coffee.

Features

  • Approx. 370ml

  • Approx. 8.0cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • A generous mug for the coffee that follows your emotional release

  • An excellent gift for the friend who is one minor inconvenience away from screaming

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery

  • A reminder that sometimes being heard is more useful than being fixed

  • Perfect for coffee, tea and recovering from whatever the fuck just happened

Anyone want to meet up & just scream? Coffee after!

Some mugs hold coffee. Smug Mugs hold opinions.

A handmade ceramic mug for anyone who has ever looked at their calendar, their inbox, the news, the group chat or just the general state of things and thought, Yep. I need to scream.

Hand-carved with “Anyone want to meet up & just scream? Coffee after!”, this Smug Mug features Whistle & Page’s signature raw clay text panel against a hand-glazed ceramic body. Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW, it is an invitation to skip the small talk, release some feelings and then do what sensible adults do: get coffee.

Why it’s a must-have

Because sometimes you don't need a solution. You don't need a productivity hack, a motivational podcast or someone asking what you're going to do about it.

Sometimes you need a friend who understands completely. Someone willing to meet you somewhere, scream into the void for approximately thirty seconds and then sit down with a coffee like two perfectly respectable members of society.

No fixing. No judgement. No pretending everything is fine. Just scream. Then coffee.

Features

  • Approx. 370ml

  • Approx. 8.0cm (H) × 9.5cm (W)

  • Hand-carved phrase

  • Signature raw clay text panel

  • Hand-glazed ceramic body

  • Handmade in Murrumbateman, NSW

  • Individually finished and sanded on the base

Benefits

  • A generous mug for the coffee that follows your emotional release

  • An excellent gift for the friend who is one minor inconvenience away from screaming

  • Handmade character with considerably more personality than ordinary crockery

  • A reminder that sometimes being heard is more useful than being fixed

  • Perfect for coffee, tea and recovering from whatever the fuck just happened